1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 
  
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 
  
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. 
  
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. 
  
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. 
  
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? 
  
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. 
  
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? 
  
9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job. 
  
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants  to buy a car. 
  
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. 
  
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong 
number at 4 AM.  It could be a right number. 
  
13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is winning. 
  
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap. 
  
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it. 
  
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. 
  
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with wrinkled tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden Oldies!) 
  
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a KIA. 
  
19. After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead!! 
  
20. Always be yourself because the people that matter 
don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter.

Pay attention, heavens, and I will speak;

    Listen, earth, to the words of my mouth.

Let my teaching fall like rain and my word settle like dew,

like gentle rain on new grass and showers on tender plants. 

For I will proclaim the LORD’s name. 

    Declare the greatness of our God!

Deuteronomy 3:1-3

I will be glad and rejoice in you; I will sing praise to your name, O Most High.  Psalm 9:2

The LORD your God is with you, He is mighty to save.  He will take great delight in you, He will quiet you with His love, He will rejoice over you with singing.  Zephaniah 3:17

“We need to begin to search for God in our places of work. God is already there, make no mistake about it; we simply have not trained ourselves to see our creator.”   William E. Diehl

You see, at just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly.  Very rarely will anyone die for a righteous man, though for a good man someone might possibly dare to die.  But God demonstrates his own love for us in this; while we were still sinners, Christ died for us. Romans 5:6-8

Let all those who seek You rejoice and be glad in You; 
And let those who love Your salvation say continually,
"Let God be magnified!"   Psalm 70:4

Oh come, let us worship and bow down;
Let us kneel before the LORD our Maker.

For He is our God,
And we are the people of His pasture,
And the sheep of His hand.  Psalm 95:6-7

He who is slow to wrath has great understanding,
But he who is impulsive exalts folly.  Proverbs 14:29

“Lilies that fester smell far worse than weeds.”

      — William Shakespeare